One Way Ticket (Clean Version)

It was a dusty old night And I'm the first to admit it I'm sure I upset someone But my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice telling me I really should cool it Chewing my face off Talking absolute rubbish The first line hit me like a kick in the face I thought I better have another one just in case Next thing I knew my heart was under attack And bought a one way ticket to hell And back [Chorus] One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps If they seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits But now my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel Several lines are chocking like a glorious game And bought a one way ticket to hell And back [Chorus] Stick it up your nose Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder Wheels steering off but I'm still on track And bought a one way ticket to hell And back [Chorus (x2)]