Mudslide

[Intro] This ain't no double entendre This ain't no euphemism This is real life I'm describing a natural disaster Mud flow... [Verse 1] Land mass shifting beneath our feet Houses, floating on down the street Debris, wreck and ruin Bobbing along like butter would not melt Deluge never ending And the raindrops never cease to pelt [Chorus] Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a Mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly Mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you Mudslide [Verse 2] Neighbours thus far I have managed to avoid Flounder as they're drawn Deep down into the watery void Gesticulating wildly But it's awkward so I wave ta-ta The distant cries of anguish Play havoc with my Cha Cha [Chorus] Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a Mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly Mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you Mudslide [Bridge] Somewhere under the mudflow Way down low there lies My dear beloved gazebo [Chorus] Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a Mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly Mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you Mudslide [Outro] Do you know what this is? It's a fucking mudslide