Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

[Verse 1] I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey [Chorus] Heroin is so passe, hey Heroin is so passe, hey, hey Aaaah [Verse 2] So passe, nowadays You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey [Chorus] Heroin is so passe, hey Heroin is so passe, hey, hey Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaaaaaah [Instrumental bridge] [Chorus] Heroin is so passe, hey Heroin is so passe, hey Heroin is so passe, hey, hey Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah Hey hey hey hey heyyy, heyyy, heyyyyy