A Little Bit Cooler

[Mikey Rocks] So I'm sitting on the couch, holding the remote Flippin channels, I'm a rebel Eating a bowl of them Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles (yeah) How gangsta is that? (huh?) Not gangsta at all Aww you judging me dog? Please you shop at the mall Me? I shop at boutiques, limited quantity sneaks Where do these quantities be? Maybe they all on my feet (I don't know) But I don't get it though, about a year ago You said my gear was wack, nigga now my gear is dope? I guess it goes full circle like a Cheerio Cause you rockin what I was rockin like a year ago You said my chain was lame, then you go and get a rope? You clown jokesters pose for poser posters Told you when I woke up, hold it like holsters And stop (stop!) while I fold the rest of my clothes up I love that hypocrites hatin until you make it Wack swagger-jackers, but my steez ain't for the takin [Hook] Nigga you still playin Sega? - (I'm cooler than that guy) The red monkeys with the BAPEsters - (I'm cooler than that guy) What you ridin on that bike for? - (I'm cooler than that guy) Does that belt say Star Wars? - (I'm cooler than that guy) Why your jeans ain't saggin? - (I'm cooler than that guy) You ain't smokin on the 'dro cuz? - (I'm cooler than that guy) Where your stunner shades at dog? - (I'm cooler than that guy) Man y'all niggas ain't got no buzz - (I'm cooler than those guys) [Mikey Rocks] I'm in the crib, Saturday night, with my Sega, that's right Playing a game of that Street Fighter, Street Fighter, Street Fighter I guess that makes you think you cooler than me (what) But any girl you could pull, I could pull em with ease Like the letter after D, not ecstasy It's easy to me, yes yes indeed It's hard to believe but swallow it So much game that I could put it in a bottle and sell it to lames And gettin graphics in your fade was fresh in the day But it was jacked by the losers, I'm bout to say screw it And grow a gheri curl, wear a diaper like Cupid Or something else stupid and see if people do it (c'mon man) If they do then that proves it, people are just losers And they'll do anything if someone cool do it But they won't do it first (nah) so I guess they not cool (nope) This the end of the verse, so I'm chuckin' that deuce [Hook fades out]