Safe European Home

[Verse 1] Well, I just got back an I wish I never leave now (Where'd you go?) Who that Martian arrival at the airport, yeah? (Where'd you go?) How many local dollars for a local anesthetic? (Where'd you go?) The Johnny on the corner was very sympathetic (Where'd you go?) [Chorus 1] I went to the place where every white face Is an invitation to robbery An sitting here in my safe European home Don't want to go back there again [Verse 2] Wasn't I lucky, wouldn't it be lovely? (Where'd you go?) Send us all cards and have a lay in on Sunday (Where'd you go?) I was there for two weeks, so how come I never tell now (Where'd you go?) That natty dread drinks at the Sheraton Hotel, yeah? (Where'd you go?) [Chorus 1] Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah [Verse 3] They got the sun and they got the palm trees (Where'd you go?) They got the weed and they got the taxies (Where'd you go?) Whoa, the harder they come and the home of ol' Bluebeat (Where'd you go?) I'd stay and be a tourist but can't take the gun play (Where'd you?) [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] What? Rudie come from Jamaica, Rudie can't fail Rudie come from Jamaica, Rudie can't fail Rudie come from Jamaica, because Rudie can't fail Rudie come From Jamaica, Rudie can't fail [Outro] Nice guy European home Explosive European home And twenty-four Track European home [?]