Long Haired Country Boy

[Verse 1] People say I'm no good And crazy as a loon Because I get stoned in the morning I get drunk in the afternoon Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade And I ain't got no money But I damn sure got it made [Chorus] Because I ain't asking nobody for nothing If I can't get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm living You just leave this long haired country boy alone [Verse 2] Preacher man talking on TV Putting down the rock and roll Wants me to send a donation Because he's worried about my soul He said, "Jesus walked on the water." And I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacher man Would like to do a little walking too [Chorus] [Verse 3] A poor girl wants to marry A rich girl wants to flirt A rich man goes to college A poor man goes to work A drunkard wants another drink of wine And a politician wants your vote I don't want much of nothing at all But I will take another tote [Chorus]