The Intro And The Outro

Hi there. Nice to be with you. Happy you could stick around Like to introduce "Legs" Larry Smith, drums And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar And Neil Innes, piano Come in, Rodney Slater, on the saxophone With Roger Ruskin Spear, on tenor sax Hi, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet Big hello to big John Wayne, xylophone And Robert Morley, guitar Billy Butlin, spoons And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler, on vibes. Nice! Princess Anne on sousaphone Introducing Liberace, clarinet With Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin And Frankln MacCormack, on harmonica Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele. Hi Eric! On my left, Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax. A great honour, sir And specially flown in for us, a session gorilla on vox humana Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call Hearing from you later, Casanova, on horn. Yeah! Digging General de Gaulle on accordion. Really wild, General! Thank you, sir Roy Rogers on Trigger Tune in Wild Man of Borneo, on bongos Count Basie Orchestra on triangle. Thank you Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo We welcome Val Doonican as himself Very appealing, Max Jaffa. Mm that's nice, Max! What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion And a great favourite (and a wonderful performer) of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank, on gong