Hot for Teacher

[Spoken Intro: Beck] Good morning class I'm your substitute teacher this morning, my name is Mr. Goodbody We'll be reviewing the text from Moby-Dick So please turn now to page 69 [Verse 1: Inara George] Oh yeah T-t-teacher, stop that screamin' Teacher, don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doin' well Teacher needs to see me after school [Chorus: Inara George] I think of all the education that I missed But then my homework was never quite like this Ow, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I'm hot for teacher I've got it bad, so bad I'm hot for teacher [Spoken Interlude: Beck] Moby-Dick begins: "Call me Ishmael..." Greg, in the back, you there, Greg, could you quiet down please? I'm trying to read this text All right, I want you to turn in your assignments today Uh, Inara, I'm going to have to ask you to stay after class [Verse 2: Inara George] I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold I know about this school Little boy from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold? How did you know that golden rule? [Chorus: Inara George] I think of all the education that I missed But then my homework was never quite like this Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I'm hot for teacher I've got it bad, so bad I'm hot for teacher [Piano Solo] [Spoken Interlude: Beck] Tomorrow there will be an essay due on the dialectical shamanism of David Lee Roth And there will be a pop quiz Does anybody have questions? Class dismissed [Chorus: Inara George] I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I'm hot for teacher Oh So hot Oh oh oh [Outro: Inara George] Oh my God!