Round the Bend

I'm going totally round the bend I don't want to see my friends I don't want to see my mad friend Because he's driving me insane I don't want to see my friends I'm going totally round the bend Earlier on today I tried to walk down the street But my feet kept slipping on the pavement I find myself at 90 degrees to the rest of the world It's not much fun you can take it from me I'm not having too good a time There's people worse off than me Don't think I don't realize that But I'm going round the bend again The last thing I wanna do is see my friends again I'm going quietly round the bend again I try to function as a normal human being I washed my car earlier on this evening And now I'm trying to get it together to cook a little meal Before I go for a drink with my friends But I've got no food I've got no time to go to the supermarket It's not that I couldn't make time It's more I get confused when I get there People walking past see the green trees outside They see a nice little flat and imagine the person inside Is having a great old time Well I wish I was having a good a time as They possibly imagine that I'm having All I wanna do is go far away And see things I've never seen before Like the Pyramids they weren't built in a day you know Those 4th dynasty pyramids just don't fit into the equation But I'm so paranoid, I can't even make it to the supermarket Let alone go to Egypt to see my favorite pyramid Now I'm going to go round to Robin's and try to eat some food there Sometimes it eats better if you're in the company of men He's just said he's had a glass of red wine, so I might have mine I listened to the Beach Boys just a minute ago 'Wild Honey' it's not their best album but it's still pretty good They've got some funny little love songs on there But its not mainly a Brian Wilson production So it's probably not as good as something like 'Pet Sounds' I'm going totally round the bend I don't wanna see my friends again I just want to be left alone And never bothered ever again Never again, never again, never again Ever again, ever again