Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)

[Verse 1] I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me She showed me her room, isn't it good, Norwegian wood? [Verse 2] She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair [Verse 3] I sat on the rug, biding my time, drinking her wine We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed" [Verse 4] She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath [Verse 5] And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown So I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood?