Strokin' My Beard

Well you see my beard And you think that I'm a lazy slob Yeah you see my beard and you think that I don't have a job And you're right And you're right I don't have a job (Don't have a job) I don't have a job) (Don't have a job) I do have a beard (Do have a beard) But I don't have a job (Don't have a job) Well you see my beard And you think I must live indecently Yeah you see my beard and you assume that I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) And you're right As it happens you're right I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I haven't showered recently (Don't have a job) I don't have a job (You don't have a job) I do have a beard (But you don't have a job) I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days Well you see my beard And you think that I look like a thug Yeah you see my beard and you decide that I must be on drugs (Must be on drugs) And you're right On this occasion you're right I am on drugs (You are on drugs) I am on drugs (You don't have a job) And I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I don't have a job (You should get a job) I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days Stroking my beard (You don't have a job) I don't have a job (You don't have a job) I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I am on drugs (Stop taking drugs) I've been spending my days (Spending your days) Just stroking my beard (You are on drugs) My beard feels really nice (That's cause you're on drugs) I am on drugs (Stop being on drugs and get a job) I have a beard