Shaved Off His Beard

Well, there once was a Man, and that man had a beard He shaved off his beard and now he's dead And there once was a Girl, and her husband had a beard She asked him to shave it off and now she's dead Nows she's dead (now she's dead) Nows she's dead (now she's dead) Now he's dead (now he's dead) Now he's dead Now they're dead (now they're dead) Now they're dead Grow a beard or you'll be dead Well the Girl and the Man, they each had a funeral The people who attended are now dead So the grave digger came, to bury the bodies And he had a beard and can't be killed Can't be killed (can't be killed) Can't be killed (can't be killed) Had a beard (had a beard) Can't be killed Can't be killed (can't be killed) Can't be killed (can't be killed) Had a beard and can't be killed Well there once was a band and their name was Kings of Leon They shaved off their beards and now they're shit Now they're shit (now they're shit) Now they're shit (now they're shit) Now they're shit (now they're shit) Now they're shit Now they're shit (now they're shit) Kings of Leon are now shit (kings of leon are now shit) x2 Kings of Leon are shit