I Like Beards

I don't like books I don't like TV I don't like sports They're not for me I don't like to party I don't like to sleep Having a good time Is not my cup of tea No I don't care for much at all But there is one thing that I'm all for I I like I like beards I like I like I like I like beards Beards are good Beards are great They look so nice On your face I've got to make this clear I like beards Yes! Don't like the Beatles I don't like Queen Powderfinger Are not my kind of scene A tropical sunset A fine red wine Having sex It's all just a waste of my time I don't like you or anyone But there is one thing that turns me on I I like I like beards I like I like I like I like beards Beards are good Beards are great They look so nice On your face I've got to make this crystal clear I like beards Oh! Don't like the day don't like the night Don't like to be wrong I don't like to be right Don't like to sit I don't like to stand Don't like to wear shoes don't like to wear pants I don't like footy, don't like beer I don't like this song I don't like it hear Don't like guitar, I don't like bass I don't like the look on your face Don't like to rock I don't like to roll Don't like it too hot don't like it too cold I don't like water, I don't like food I don't like your attitude Don't like to go out don't like to stay in I don't really like anything There's just one reason why I'm here I LIKE BEARDS! I I like I like beards I like I like I like I like beards Beards are good Beards are great Everything else I fucking hate I I like I like beards