I Have a Beard and it Looks Really Good

I have a beard and it looks really good I have a beard like a real man should I have a beard, I stroke it all the time I have a beard, I'm so glad that it's mine I...have a beard I have a beard and it's thick and fat I have a beard so how about that? I have a beard and I'm on the prowl I have a beard and I'm drunk right now I... I...have a beard I... I... I...have a beard I have a beard and it's the shit I have a beard it's got some chicken in it I have a beard, it's the right thing to do I have a beard, so why don't you? I... I... I...have a beard