A Bit Of My Beard

[Verse 1] There was this psycho fan She had some scissors in her hand She said I want to snip your beard And then she snipped a bit of my beard We were smoking in bed She turned to me and she said She said I want to light your beard [Chorus 1] And then she lit a bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard She snipped a bit of my beard A little bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard She snipped a bit of my beard A little bit of my beard, yeah A bit of my beard Hey! [Verse 2] She was looking at it She was licking her lips She said I want to bite your beard And then she bit a bit of my beard (She bit a bit of my beard) She was feeding me chips Her hands were covered in dip She said I want to touch your beard [Chorus 2] And then she smeared a bit of dip in my beard She bit a bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard A little bit of my beard She snipped a bit of my beard She smeared some dip in my beard A bit of dip in my beard And then she called me dip beard ...and noone calls me dip beard! [Verse 3] She was clearly kinky She leaned over to me She said I want to do a bit of a shit into [Chorus 3] A bit of my beard A bit of shit in my beard I still had dip in my beard Dip and shit in my beard She bit a bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard She snipped a bit of my beard, yeah A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A little bit of my beard A bit of my beard (A bit of my beard) A bit of my beard (A bit of my beard) A bit of my beard (A bit of my beard) A little bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A little bit of my beard Shit in my beard Shit in my beard Shit in my beard A bit of shit in my beard Beards!