Likka Hi (Last Call)

[Verse One] I guess your guess is as good as mine At 15 guzzled too many Crooked Ides Should've put it down, knew it wasn't good for me Now take a look at me, everyday Boogie Bee Hand in hand, bottle can, I can't caring man Call me Maryland, mind slow as terrapin My boys run trains, I stick to caravan Well on my way to being a married man Give me a Heineken To clear my mind again Just getting started, wonder when my time will end On and on and on it won't stop Don't want me or my kidney's going pop No mas, no more, pouring the liquor out It's hard though in the home of the liquor house I figured out a way y'all and that's all This is my last call for alcohol C'mon [Hook] {x2} Likka likka hi, likka heidi hoe Trying to cop a fifth for the party yo Swallow that shit till I'm sloppy yo And cocky yo You can't stop me (NO!) [Verse Two] Nobody's memory is as bad as mine So bad when I wrote forgot a half a line Like (man what the fuck?) Fuck it, Boog's a mastermind Nothing beats cold Corona with a splash of lime That's one of my problems right there Think I'm better off just drinking light beer Shit it don't matter, drink more and more Outta brew before two, hit the store for sure The more I pour, the more tipsy I step The more and more tipsy, more shifty I get I'm not finished, yo I'm in this to win this So, fuck Dennis, think Guinness is the Menace II Society, shit my sobriety Writing with a beer beside me, that's irony But I'll figure out a way and that's all It's my very last call y'all For alcohol [Hook] [Outro] And don't drink and drive!