Radiation Song

The radiation In the ground Makes a lovely Bubbly sound The men in suits Who don't eat fruit Can't comprehend The one legged newt That was caused from disaster At reactor's core A meltdown expected To start a war Now I bought myself A lead ascot It looks good But I'm startin' to rot Hey you With that green glow in your hair I swear I see a tear In your radiation wear Somehow it's there Razerblades and boomerangs And iron hands Crossbows and hockey pads Are in demand Toxic waste In synthetic place Can add an eyeball To your face Hey you With that green glow in your hair I swear I see a tear In your radiation wear Somehow it's there Hey me You know your gums are startin' to bleed I've got some shrink-to-fit mutated genes And some bleak posterity if they end up... Like me I am Humongous Everybody knows That I own the wasteland Now may I introduce to you Benji, the tap-dancing mutant boy (Go Benji, go) Hi, I'm Benji I'm a tap-dancing mutant I wasn't always like this I was born a normal boy But now I live In this world of joy It's Benji From Peoria Don't drink the water I implore ya But his mom and dad They were exposed And that's how the neutrons grow Hey you With that green glow in your hair I swear I see a tear In your radiation wear Somehow it's there Oh Hey me You know your gums are startin' to bleed I've got some shrink-to-fit mutated genes And some bleak posterity if they end up Like me (Just walk away)