Just Can't Lose!

I can’t open the door to my car anymore But I don’t care You don’t call me on the phone anymore But I don’t care I got hit on the head with my new surfboard And it’s making me bored Cuz I don’t know I don’t care anymore I got a littering ticket at the dump Such a tragedy My parents fired me for mowing my lawn Finally My hair gel’s obsolete My shoes don’t fit on my feet Juicy Fruit’s not as sweet Cuz I don’t know I don’t care anymore Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it Maybe a black cat has crossed my path But I never get sad and I never look back Cuz no matter what I do I just can’t lose And even if I do I’ll jump your bike Right off of your roof Cuz if I crash real bad Your sister will think I’m rad No matter, no matter what I do I just can’t lose I stepped on a crack and It broke my momma’s back But she’s okay I’m a hypochondriac and I think I had a heart attack But I’m okay Things are looking up Didn’t get hit by a bus Maybe I’m starting to care A little more than before Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it Maybe a black cat has crossed my path But I never get sad and I never look back Cuz no matter what I do I just can’t lose And even if I do I’ll jump your bike Right off of your roof Cuz if I crash real bad Your sister will think I’m rad No matter, no matter what I do I just can’t lose Yeah I broke my leg but I guess that’s just my style It’s a victory because It made your mamma smile Cuz no matter what I do I just can’t lose And even if I do I’ll jump your bike Right off of your roof Cuz if I crash real bad Your sister will think I’m rad No matter, no matter what I do I just can’t lose And even if I do I can always move And even if I do I can auction off all of your shoes You lose