I Fell Asleep On My Arm

I put my head down on my desk To help me get through all this mess I fell asleep and before I was done I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock - I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My shoulder's just a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! The bell rang, class dismissed I'm sitting here a little bit dissed I stepped to the door But I can't leave I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep Who's gonna carry my books? I'm so embarrassed What if I have to pee? I can't bear it! What if I have to pee? I can't bear it! I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! Corporate America makes pencils For the man with the left hand They make pencils for the man with the right hand But what about the man with the numb hand? Four hundred grand to see The Rage From back here I can't see the stage It's time to start my own parade So lift up your arm and wave I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My shoulder's just a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! I feel no pain In my arm I feel no pain In my arm When's it gonna change? It feels so strange It's just one of those days In my arm I'm gonna slam it in the door I'm gonna wiggle it around Cause I feel no pain In my arm It feels so strange It's just one of those days: Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy: