I'm On The Football Team

[Verse 1] Coach says I'm real good Best kid in the neighborhood Looks like I got a future ahead of me Starting quarterback number 13 Mom and dad are so proud of me I'm down with the cool kids, oh yeah [Chorus] You know I'm cool The chicks dig me And its okay I get replaced, but it's alright Because they all know I'm on the football team Na na na na na [x3] I'm on the football team Na na na na na [x3] I'm on the football team [Verse 2] Now I'm getting chicks left and right They're lining up for Saturday night Just to go down on me, oh yeah And when I walk down the hall All of the nerds and geeks fall Down on their knees and worship me [Chorus x2] [Outro] Hey dad! Guess what! Whats that, son? I'm on the football team! Well jiminy in the buckhole Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na na I'm on the football team [x4]