Chemical Warfare

[Intro: Eminem] You are now listening to the sounds of Shady And Alchemist, Alchemist, Alchemist [Verse: Eminem] Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled and gagged Wrapped in bubble wrap, two lesbians, a couple hustler mags Now grab the Pez dispenser, fill it up to the max With muscle relaxers, the governor of Alaska She lusts when I ask her to shove my Polaski sausage up in her ass, huh While we hover over Nebraska shootin' at the fuckin' buffalo pasture In the helicopter, man I can't fuck her no faster She's screamin' "Grab my titties, Shady suck on those bastards" But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after I'm a gigalo, bitch I look like the juggalo rapper? Everyday man I just seem to get a little bit doper Shit, back down, man I'd rather lick on a scrotum And eat the fuckin' octo Mom's pussy lips with some okra While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah While Rosey pussy farts and takes a piss on the sofa Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas Brothers, your motherfuckin' mothers are roamers Like no other, I keep thinkin' of her smothered in soma's [Hook: Eminem] Its chemical warfare, drop bombs like Sadam I'm bringing the drama, like Barrack Obama Playing rock em' sock em' robots with the Octo Mama I'm vato loco, homie I'll cock those llamas For chemical warfare (Fuck did I just talk about the octomom twice in the same rap? Fucking whack)