Mega Man 2

Well, I'm a super fighting robot from the year 2010 On a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again See, all these robots were created to make the planet safe 'Til Dr. Wily double-crossed us and set fire to the place Dr. Wily had other plans to take over this bitch Reprogrammed my brother and stole all them shits My name is Mega Man, on my jet-dog, Rush Got a cannon arm for y'all to keep your mouths shut, c'mon! We interrupt your program with terrible news Dr. Light has been kidnapped by, guess who? Dr. Wily, that's who! I'm coming after you, too! (Wrong!) Hwahahahahahahah! You're doomed! Thanks, Wily, it's not like I've got shit to do Why not waste all of my energy fucking with you? C'mon, Rush, we gotta go and save Dr. Light And then teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right, alright? Hey bro, Proto Man here, so what's up? I got eight of my buddies built for messing you up But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that, bro I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go (Choose carefully, you motherf-) (No!) (Aw, how come you gotta interrupt?) (Nope.) (Uh-uh.) (Don't think so.) If I'm gonna win, I have to upgrade my shit Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips Charge my power beam when I enter the room, and then Boom, br-r-r-r-room boom, boom, b-boom, boom! To the windows, to the wall 'Til the sweat drips from my balls I'm beating you down to the fucking ground I got a Mega Buster for y'all, c'mon! Metal Man will rock your shit You're hit, don't you forget it, bitch Throw a saw blade into your face Let's face it, you will taste my razor blades! Um, whatever, you're the first boss, bitch I don't even need a special power to take your shit Yeah, you're right, I'm no big deal One shot from my arm cannon, your power's a "steel" Dead! I'm coming to get you, fucker! (Stop yourself) Hey there, freak, these freakin' woods are mine The name's Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines Bitch, I upgraded my cannon with some metal blades for ya Fuck Mega Man, I'm the forest-a-destroyer! You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves Well I'm Mega Man, punk, don't you know me? Believe it! I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your ass Jump over that shit, then your ass is grass Dead! Two down, six more to go Beat you in a flash, bitch, there you- Flash! Uh... You're a fool, Flash Man in the house and I'm breakin' the rules No fair, frozen in the air Time's on my side, no time to spare 'Bout to shoot these metal blades straight in your face Put all of Wily's robots in their place Leave you there so long you rust When I'm done with you all that'll be left is dust My time to shine, cause I'm better than most The trendsetter with the blue suit, you're toast Uh, I've got a blue suit, too? At least I'm not as silly as you I'm gonna throw this metal blade and cut a hole in your ass Think I'll have my dog Rush take a picture of that Dead! My name is Bubble Man, and I've got something to say- Dead! (I'm not fuckin' with you) Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane It's Air Man, bitch, and I'm bringing the pain I got a fan installed in my grill, no lie I'm gonna blow your ass straight off the map, goodbye Beat you, breathe you, make you CO2 Blow all you want, my leaf shield repels you So blow me, phony, your whole act's balogna You don't even pose a threat, I ain't fretting it, homie! Shit! I'm as useless as Bubble Man! Wow, that's fuckin' pathetic, my leaves jammed your fan Dead! I'll sneak up and hit you like a fucking tornado Putting Crash Man in the trash can like yesterday's tomatoes Crashing the party, it's Mega Man, baby (Mega Man's in the house) (Quit messing around) It's all gravy I will fuck you up I'm gonna fuck you up, Mega Man You can't catch me (Totally total your ass, I ain't messing around) I will throw a bomb, and then I will jump around What's that sound I hear? That shit's the wind and it's pulling you down I'm Quick Man, dressed in red I got a yellow boomerang attached to my head Look, without the guilt, I'll fucking drink you in milk For trying to destroy this planet we built Oh, come on, Mega, don't be sour! What I lack with speed, I make up for in power! You can't touch my turbo skill! With the Crash Bombs, I'm coming in for the kill Dead! Anyone got a light? I need a cigarette Here you go, bro! Bitch, you're gonna regret One more boss, don't forget I'd love to stay, but I've gotta jet! 'Sup, Heat Man, let's do this fast My pussy-ass brother just bailed on your ass It's time to blow bubbles, the bad kind, though Don't get to close, I might blow Who knows what flows from the earth? I do I'm 'bout to spew red goo all over your shoes I got a face for radio and a box for a suit Capcom really didn't spend much time on you (Nope) Check it out, I'm tired of you I gotta get to Light before his time is through I got my cannon ready and I got hunting to do! I've got more hot than a cow has moo I will burn you with my flame Zippo is my middle name I'm done fucking around, 8-bit clown Here's a bubble, have fun six feet underground Dead! (I'm coming to get you, you German bastard!) You will never make it through my fortress, Mega Man! I'm taking over the world! Wahahahahaha! Shit, c'mon Rush, we've gotta make it through the castle Over the ladder and make it to the battle Dr. Light needs our help and the world needs his genius Wily can suck a penis J-j-jump over the roof, charge my cannon and shoot Come and face me like a man, you old coot! I'm tired of fighting robots and cleaning up your messes I'm taking out the trash, it's time to learn a lesson So come down to the ground, out of your spaceship You ain't got the balls to be fucking with this shit After I take you, I'll rip out your brain They won't even remember your name, c'mon You fuckin' meanie, you ten-pound weenie To get the world, you'll have to go through me My name is Mega Man, you can call me Rock Cause I'll be rocking your shit up and down the block Cause that's how we roll (Need my help?) Nah Get back in the kitchen, shit is under control It's a man's world, baby, dont' be flashing your vag Here's my backhand, bitch, you got a problem with that? (Ow!) Saw-blade the Mecha Dragon, I just won't quit Quick Boomerang the Guts Dozer, hit the switch Mega Man, motherfucker, and I'm rockin' this bitch Mega Man! You're right on time! I will annihilate you once and for all! You're mine! I'll shoot you down from the sky, you'll never take me alive With these metal blades I'm packing, you'll die, that's no lie! Join us, Mega Man, we could take over this place Dominate the human race! Face it, you could always be replaced! You old geezer, I'll take your old ass down any day You'll never be as smart as Dr. Light is, anyway! You're artificial, Mega Man, what do you care? I'll tear the world apart without you, I hope you're prepared! What the fuck, you're an alien? You gotta be kidding me! Ya nutsack, don't fight back, I'll embarass you, E.T Dr. Wily phone home! (I do love Reese's) You're nothing but a thesis! I'll blow you to pieces! Check it out, here's my bubble I'm done with you, crazy Now get on your knees and cry like a lady Dead! (Your mother)