Double Dragon

D-D-D-Double Dragon, fucking your face, it's time to duke it Billy and Jimmy Lee, bitch, fighting is useless 'Bout to break out and smash and get my girl back Fucking now it's time to taste this Sousetsuken With the lightning speed, you can't be fucking with me Fucking punch you in the face until my fist bleeds My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my nigga He won't think twice about pulling the trigger New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit Me and my brother are the only people here. legit Damn, bitch, take this fist, I'm gonna steal your whip Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm trying to break it, c'mon I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself (Pow!) Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health Selflessly devoted member of the Fuck You Club Clubbing you like a baby seal and cutting you up in the tub You see the Black Warriors? (Yeah) Their shit's kind of wacky The world's seen the last of (Who?) William Mackey, bitch! I'm fucking pissed, 'bout to take that whip Hit 'em so hard, they'll be shitting bricks Abobo don't know he'll fall in a hole Double Dragon, bitch, you don't even know About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face Cause New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit Me and my brother are the only people here legit Damn, bitch, suck a dick, stay away from this shit I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate Bitch, any minute, c'mon! Stop! Nail time Can't touch this motherfucking gangsta rhyme Write "fail" on your face with the flick of my wrist That's how I roll, know this, I got lots of tricks You can't fuck with this, cause we're dangerous Step up to the plate, we'll rearrange your shit D-D-Double Dragon, dragging you down to the ground Jimmy and Billy representing (Quit messing around) Machine Gun Willy going down tonight Fighting the Black Warriors until everything's alright again Rescuing Marian, carryin' nothing but pain Same shit, same fucked up day, c'mon Billy and Jimmy, two headbutting motherfuckers See these dragon tattoos? Don't fuck around, cocksucker Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head (You'll never beat me, fuckers!) I just did, you're dead! Yo, motherfuckers, yeah my name is Abobo I keep my shit tight though, and all of my homies know Don't fucking look at me like I'm Donkey Kong Wrong! I'm twice as good looking and three times as strong So you motherfuckers think you can just go crossing tracks? Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks Yeah, that's right, I fucking slapped your bitch and walked away But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay So just get the fuck back and stop running your lips Walking all up in my hood dressed up like Bloods and Crips Doing ballet like West Side Story in your matching outfits Oh, look, it's Billy and Jimmy, the double faggoty twins Well listen up, Abobo, you fucking homo Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, I'll stab your ass, bro You're going down in the hole, you don't even know Jump-kick to the face, taking you down with one blow Oh no, little bro, you killed Abobo There's something that I think you should know before we go I am the Shadow Boss (No!) Yeah, sure, why not And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot Well if that's how it's gotta be, I'm gonna take you down too! I thought you were my brother, now you're dead, fuck you! Fuck me? Haha, bitch, fuck me? Let's take it outside, bro, then we'll see How dare you go against me? I trusted your shit! I thought you was my brother, not some punk-ass bitch A double crosser, not a dragon, wipe that smile off your face Or I'll smash back and crack your fucking jaw with a mace My, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard Make you look like Charizard I'm too legitimate to handle, bro Like Mario put it best: Let's-a go! Join us, don't be so stupid Teach all of my warriors Sousetsuken If you don't, I'll put you in a headlock, G By the way, I think your girl really likes me You can't fuck with this shit I'll fucking kill you I will give you such an atomic wedgie I am telling Mom How you gonna tell Mom? Keep talking, motherfucker, I'm just setting you up for this Fist of rage, why you act that way? I'm a better fucking fighter than you anyway (hahahaha) Just give me my girl and get your ass home Zoey's on in five-minutes, you never miss that show (No, no) What do you know about the 101? Leave Zoey alone, Nickelodeon's fun Unlike me, you'd better run, think twice About where you're hiding, big cats eat mice My tiger style is devastating You know you love it brother, don't be hating Kick, punch, it's all in the method Not mother-approved, but totally kid-tested You can't fuck with this shit, I'll fucking kill you! I will give you such an atomic wedgie! I am telling Mom You wouldn't! You stupid motherfucker I'm just setting you up for that boom! (Bitch!)