40 Oz Quartet Part I

{*audience applauds*} Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo' drunk-ass attention please Comin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonight I'd like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiated Most anpissipated, group of our time - the 40 Oz, Quartet Take it away, gentlemans [J-Ro] It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip Of this concoction - pass it to a nigga like Stockton Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and Hennesey So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney To find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone I wish they'd leave my head alone, I'm just an alkie to the bone They try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!" Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray But first I gots to finish, my eight ball and Guinness I'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenish Ohhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backs But I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack that Straight out of order sign on the weenie Wasted chips buyin a bitch a gang of apple martinis I'm.. just.. a drunk (I can't help myself) I'm.. just.. a drunk (Drinkin X.O. off the top shelf) I'm.. just.. a drunk (No I can't help myself) I'm.. just.. a drunk-k {*audience applauds*}