The G-Unit Bui-Verses

[Stunt 101 Verse] When it come to stuntin' I keep up with Joneses I'm talkin' Indiana mothafucka, you know this And the body stay chiseled, ladies call me Adonis Yo I’m in it for the fame, but the honey’s a bonus Wanna learn how I stunt? You better listen intently If you take a Van Damme, multiply him by Jet Li And add a Jackie Chan, a little bit of GSP The x=10, do the math and you get me Yo I’m starving right now, so I stay where the cake is I could always spot the real from the rest of the fakers And I tell 'em all like Kobe told the rest of the Lakers Y’all soft like Charmin, y’all softer than Drake is But I stunt like races with Dominic Toretto I keep a butterfly and a switchblade stiletto Stuntin' since the get-go, that’s how I phase 'em Load a clip and I blaze 'em, I be stuntin' like Statham [My Buddy Verse] Better watch how you talkin' if you mad at me I keep two Winchesters, Sam and Dean And I’ll send your ass flying off the balcony I'll say my buddy didn’t do it, it was gravity See T-e-double-n with the cavalry Boy you trippin' if you thinkin' that you bad as me Yo I got the clips loaded, I’m gettin' them blades out I'm clappin' at a rapper like he just shut a stage down I don’t even need to put names to the faces Crimes are heinous, so I catch a few cases Always hide the evidence, I got a few places See, me and Satan on a first name basis Time to face it, it ain't just wordplay Dudes'll get wasted like a twenty-first birthday Disparar primero, preguntar después Ten shots in your face, el marque de diez [Poppin' Them Thangs Verse] If you wanna run your mouth, you better check your guns Imma gamble with your life, takin' bets for fun You could look into my future, see the checks to come I’m from the east but I'll show you how the west was won I hear you make a lot of noise when you rollin' wit a squad And you talkin' real hard, I move in silence And I solve everything with violence I ain't on that Gandhi shit, I will close your eyelids I don’t ask twice, you know those blades I mentioned? I could turn this fuckin' place into the Raid Redemption Yo I bang 'em in the east, Jamaica to Bedstuy When I’m out in Cali, then I bang on the westside A mothafucka cross me, I’m lettin' bullets fly If he tell a lie, it’s Columbian neckties That’s how I get by, check all your facts yo You mad? I'll leave you smilin' like in Chelsea and Glasgow G G G G G G G-Unit!