Kielbasa

[Intro] KG: We gotta fuckin' write something, dude, come on (strums a chord) JB: I don't like that. So far, ba-- Off to a bad start (KG strums another chord) JB: Better, closer, warmer (KG strums another chord) JB: That's it! Okay... (Music starts up) I love ya baby, but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform Now get it on I see ya walkin', but all I can think about is Dianetics, your buttcheeks is warm I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey! My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform Now I been set loose, I Am shooting my juice, ah Right in your caboose Now fuckin' get it on! Now get it on Get it on! Dianetics cure you much better than Krishna Dianetics cure you much better indeed And all you people here, you're tremendous (Except the people in the middle) And you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed With me And KG All right Oh yeah All right Oh my God All the ladies in the house say "Yeah" All you motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer) When you fight, you got to fight fair You motherfucker, oh, you motherfucker You know what time it is? Tenacious D time, you motherfucker, go! Fuck yeah! Yeah! Yeah! JB: ...Dude, that was TNT