Classical Teacher

[JB & KG] Hey Kage Jabels How goes it man? It's good, it's good You know I've been thinkin' a lot about it And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin' band in the world Well, yeah, me too I mean, there's no point in doin' it if we're not the best Well, it's true, I agree with that I mean what, what, we're gonna be, yeah we're really good We're almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that Yeah We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust What, what do you mean? All those fuckin' youngsters gotta lick our boot or fuck it You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, well how do we do that though? Dude, you need to fuckin' have some lessons What?! You know you're really good, but you gotta expand your game Lessons? You know how Kobe, in the off-season, will go and like Learn a fuckin', you know, a Texas-two-step or somethin' To add to his arsenal? Yeah, that's true, that's true Well I've just been noticing Some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy Really? Huh And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me But I went and hired a dude Yeah? Yeah Oh no, what? Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like, hey, I swear, if you don't like it We'll fuckin' fire his ass, he's out Who is this guy? I've never His name is Felix Char Oh, what? He's from Spain and he is the best I got him from the fuckin' London Field S'armonic I just, I don't know him, it seems weird, I Would you just, will you spend a minute with him? Okay, alright, I'll spend a minute with him He's right outside, I'm sending him in Oh, God, okay Why? Lessons, so stupid [Felix Char & KG] Hello? H-hi Hello, I am Felix Char Hi, uh, Felix, yeah, who Is, uh, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Oh, yeah, okay Uh, one on one So, while Jack is outside, we will work on your technique Okay Can I see your, pickup, eh, is this your guitar here? Yeah, I got it right, I got it Ah, it is a Fender, huh? Is this a fender? Oh, well, it's a Gibson Yes, a Gibson, yes, made by the same, uh, manufacturer Pick it up, please, can you pick it up? Okay, yeah No-to-to-to-to-pa-pa-pa-pa What? What'd I do? What'd I do? You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar I just picked it up, I just No no, hey hey hey hey Quiete tu boca You pick it up from the body, okay? The what? The body Oh the body, okay, okay I'm sorry about my accent I didn't know, I didn't know Now listen to me I want to you to play like it is a woman You go and play the guitar now, play Uhh, okay, uhh No no no no no Your fingers, your fingers are too tight They're too tight? Yes, let me get behind you like this, you see If I put my finger on your finger, then you can feel What? Hey, I can play, just Shu-shu-shu-shu-shu Just let me play Finger to your mouth, I put my, my finger on your mouth On your lips, yes that's good Hey, man, what are you? Relax, hey, you want to play like an orgasm I'm just try, what? Feel this, do you feel that? Oh God, this is really weird man That's, that's my cock What?! It's my cock in your butt cheeks Oh God, hey! You feel it? Ow! Now I'm going to touch your cock, let me touch your penis [JB & KG] It's me, it's me What?! It's JB, there's no Felix dude God, what are you doing? There's no Felix I'm fucking waking you up! And trying to shake your foundations By touching me with your penis? Yes, by fucking touching your penis, whatever it takes God! That's all I'm saying, dude, I'm making a point Let's get fucking serious, let's get fucking physical! Alright, let's take it from the top