City Hall / Malibu Nights

[Sung] All you people up there in City Hall You're fucking it up for the people that's in the streets This is a song for the people in the streets Not the people City Hall All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up Come along children and fucking rise Lots of times when me and KG are watching All the fucking shit that goes down at City Hall We get the feeling we should fuck shit up Yeah we should fucking start a riot (A riot!) We have 'em screaming in the streets We have 'em tipping over shit and breaking fucking windows of small businesses And setting fucking fires And setting fucking fires And setting fucking fires [Spoken Word] And then after the smoke is cleared And the rubble has been swept away Me and KG will peek out our heads We've been watching the riots on a monitor, twenty floors below sea level From a bunker We did it Rage-Kage,w e beat the bastards of City Hall (JB laughing) But now what will we do? We must rebuild But who will lead us in the rebuilding pro-cess Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how And the elbow grease To lead us to a new land No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead Alright, we'll do it [Sung] We'll lead as two kings We'll lead as two kings A-ha-haaaa (We'll lead as Two Kings) How-how We'll lead as Two Kings [Spoken Word] The first decree is to legalize marijuana The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long You old fucking shrivs who blocked it's legalization You're banished from the land [Sung] We'll lead as two kings We'll lead as two kings A-haaaaaaa-ha-ha (two kings, we'll lead as Two Kings) Lead as two kings [Spoken Word] The second decree No more pollution, no more car exhaust Or ocean dumpage From now on, we will travel in tubes [Sung] We'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah We'll fuckin' lead as two kings [Spoken] Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately (Tube technology) Chop, chop, let's go Third decree No more Rich people And poor people From now on, we will all be the same Ummm... I don't know I gotta think about that [Sung/Scatting] We'll lead as two kings Ah yeah, ah-yeah-ha-ah-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ho-hee Ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ohhh [Spoken Word] (JB:) Oh my God (KG:) Ahh... What (JB:) Dude, the red phone is flashing (KG:) Oh, yeah (JB:) Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings (KG:) Who is it (JB:) What? No! No fucking way (KG:) What (JB:) Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there (KG:) Oh my God... what (JB:) Dude, I gotta stay here (KG:) Why do I have to go (JB:) Please! Please (KG:) Oh, God, okay (JB:) Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up But Rage, he can't be king anymore Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees Seriously, let's make him "Duke" Like a kick ass "Duke." Or "Leader Formerly Known as King," but, uh-oh, he's coming back [Sung] We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes We'll really lead as two kings [Spoken Word] (KG:) Uh, dude (JB:) Rage (KG:) I went all over Idaho (JB:) Yeah (KG:) Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere (JB:) What? There was no famine (KG:) Yeah, there was no famine, no (JB:) Dude (KG:) I don't know what's uh... (JB:) A toast... (KG:) A toast... (JB:) Long live "The D" (KG:) Long live "The D" (Clinking of glasses during a toast) (JB:) Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine (KG:) What (JB:) For the good of the land (KG:) Wha? I poisoned your's, ha ha, as well (JB/KG:) Noooooooooooooo [Sung] City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall People inside me are asking me to smoke up City Hall Cause no one here is talking People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall Cause no one here is rockin' People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Go Oh [Spoken] (JB:) Don't...cut that part out (KG:) We've got it (JB:) Um, do you believe in God (KG:) I believe, I believe (JB:) You do (KG:) I believe in God. I believe in God (JB:) (laughs) Y'do-- (KG:) I believe in God (JB:) (laughs) Do you (KG:) I believe in God [One minute of time elapses] [Spoken] (KG:) Yeah, but you didn't fucking come out with this one (JB): I got some lyrics (Sung) Malibu nights, tangerine dreams Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams Mali-bu, making a poo Stanky poo, looking at you Because it's time for my breakfast It's time for some cheese It's time for the stink Time for the breeze Time for the Hal-eeeeee