Thrift Shop (Cover)

Hey macklemore, can we go thrift shopping? NO! (VERSE 1) Actually the name's TeeJayFlow Fuck macklemore he has to pay for his hoes I don't even ask them they tell me where to go Cause I lay it down like my raps drastic classic madness Tactics filled with all of my baggage Call me insect repellant I squish all the whack shit Honestly I'm pissed cause this tracks distractin' I don't got much money but I'm ready for some action My passion has been infiltrated by madmen They amass fans who are stupid and go platinum Let's cut all the actin' I'm ready for the caption (HOOK) I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up This is fucking awesome (VERSE 2) Honestly This tracks a waste of time I need reasons to rhyme so I'm choosin' to define How these lame whack shame crap songs get refined And pumped out of a factory like they were made in china This is just a reminder How rap used to have heart but now it has vagina You think you hard but I know you're a pariah I'm the new age prophet call me Jeremiah I just so happen to possess the maya Call me messiah Because I make you see things outside of dreams Like your thoughts when your head's in pornographic magazines Oh damn! Did you forget I'm the man with the plan with less than a grand to my name Such a shame how everybody that gets fame is lame Nowadays now it pays to drop your soul on blades You're not me why would I care if you get laid You caused me so you should prepare for renegade TeeJay bitch cause I'll put flares into your cage When the NWO makes you their slave I wasn't created or even made I just got pissed and that paved the way I wonder how it feels to get paid to say A bunch of brainwashing shit to make kids enslaved (HOOK) I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up This is fucking awesome I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up This is fucking awesome (Interlude) I mean, have you noticed? Has no one noticed this? The fact that Stupid ass dances And songs about bullshit are getting famous (VERSE 3) You think you can spit Well all my shit's legit Everything is writ By my hand you buy lyrics like it's contraband I'll slam you in the sand and disband command You have over fake fucks stuck in your plan I'm the man Bitch I'mma get my dick licked while I slit this bitch clit With a several meter dick bitch Must admit I like me a thick bitch If she fat or skinny she's not realistic Real lip stick stuck on my dick shit Guess I gotta go take a shower But if I really wanted to I'd get it any hour Not a dime to my name but still a man in power When it comes to lunch that pussy is devoured Look at opposition laugh as they cower Competition in my position is like composition missin' in the song you made a diss in Call up my mistress Cause my dick filled with distress When I'm in her ass guaranteed she'll get stressed Til I bust a nut all over her thick chest Then tell her to clean up around my huge dick fest Bitch! (HOOK) I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up This is fucking awesome I wear your grand dad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road I wear your grand dad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up This is fucking awesome (VERSE 4) Do you think less of me for tellin' the truth The truth is brutal ain't it let me text you the proof Used to have a closet that I used for a booth No soundproofing so I guess that's my excuse I get loose on a track like a pussy's abused I drop nukes on a track like it wasn't defused You want me on the track well sorry your verse lose You punkass bitch shit ain't it past curfew (OUTRO) Who the fuck turned off the music? Fuck it, keep it in there bitch! I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Bannon! Fuckin' glass cannon bitch But ya'll can't see me And ya'll can't be me That's the worst part about it, bitches!