Monster

[Intro: Tech N9ne] Turn that shit up a little bit, Juan So these motherfuckers can feel what I'm sayin' Yeah, like that, yo! [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] When I was 5 years old I realized there was a road At the end I would win lots of pots of gold Kindergarten teacher knew I was impossible Gots to grow dick quick to cock the ho Evil breed, we smoke weed without seeds Do dirty deeds, beat foul fiends, what they need Walk around with a switch blade in 6th grade You'll get a blade If you display you a bitch Or Mitch Bade Have you ever Sold a preacher Crack on Sunday Fucked your teacher? 7th grader Under bleachers Loosing data Smokin reefer Hasta amigo, hasta luego Santa Fe hoes After I pop, I stop and lay low Damn clown from Kan Town Many man found There's a monster breed here, nigga, stand down! [Hook] (Monster!) If you wanna act like me (Monster!) You gotta pop a gat like me (Monster!) Makin' niggas skat like me (Monster!) Dumpin' hella crack like me (Monster!) You can always act like me (Monster!) Ain't gotta be black like me (Monster!) Keep a hold of your brat tightly (Monster!) He just might be (Monster!) [Verse 2: Tech N9ne & Don Juan] It must be in my blood, it must be in my soul I'm musty in the mud, I'm dusty in my clothes Don't trust me, I'm a scrub, don't fuck with me, I'm cold I'm quick to hold a grudge, don't touch, I might explode I'm made for wrong, spent too many days alone Blaze the bong, had too many surveys at homes And it gets shittier, hit me ya Bitch I ? ya, accidentally passing chlamydia What kind of nigga, take X, but never heard of, safe sex? What kind of nigga never think of learnin'? Make his momma suck dick while he burnin' Who's that nigga chuggin' liquor while Slim Shady bumpin'? Who shot dem niggas down On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!) Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil lurks now Who's that committing sexual acts on church ground? [Hook] [Verse 4: Tech N9ne] Mama never knew wassup She never knew I would turn beast when I grow up She never thought that I'd know clutch I hung with niggas in the hood who never gave a fuck I'm a creature from the black platoon Pass the shrooms Blast to the moon With half the room Still howling, Lord knows I been a very Bad boy fucking little Lory in Forest Hill cemetery The definition of a bad boy Use to hit niggas for [?] never had joy, and I Never ever really had toys So I started playing with .38s making mad noise Who killed fetuses Who needed this GHB to get heated, immediate We get weeded be on some concieded shit Many more coming Because, because, because It's dark off in Kansas City, nigga The Land of Oz [Hook 2x] [Outro] That's real, that's just a piece This is just a little piece of the story Got much much more to tell y'all [Hook]