Klusterfuk

[Intro: Tech N9ne] I was born in November, 8th day, 1971st y'all 9 o'clock in the morning a Christian girl In Kansas City gave birth, yaah She taught the kid how to love And give all praises to our maker 'til the earth fall Then mama married a Muslim when I was 12 And the transition was the worst y'all I converted to Islam, but every once in awhile I'd read a bible verse, yaah How am I to refrain from eatin' pork And havin' Christmas when I thirst ahh? All of this it was blended, many religions Plenty women down my shirt, yaah At home no longer attended When I was 17, I bounced like a nerf ball [Verse: Tech N9ne] Yeeeeah! (Spit a bit quick!) My day, I slay, Pai Mei, trick, (don't get a bitch hit!) I'm Master Ip'in it, I'm flyin' around with equipment Really big time and now I'm not fitness, bitch I'm ridin' around and I'm grittin' it To the people, the people, that want the evil I'm givin' you That and a coupla others a (Klusterfuk!) Of a brotha which you discover I (Crush mucks up!) In the gutter cause I'm a thug and their (Tough just struck!) On you mo'fuckers I'll be the blood brother Givin' you love from a slug if you bug on a nigga Tug on a trigga, no hugs, I'mma kiss her with Grudges and plug her with drugs when I give her dick Fatherly when I spit on these kiddies, don't bother me In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany Red all over me like I hit a artery Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, just swallow me If you follow me and wanted to abolish me When I'm honestly straight oddity I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked shit (Spit a bit quick!) Ready whenever, machete will sever the head or Be dead up then the leg up in the metal and (Big thick bricks!) Pucker up, suck this nutter butter, gutter slut If you wonder what is uttered this is Klusterfuk! Ever seen a nigga with hella followers And they love a nigga so much if he wanna to tell them to kill? Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! And they will! So ya better watch that, no it ain't a shock tactic, got that bit down to the grill Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heeeh! Way real! I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin' Moshin', a lotta thumpin', silly just like a drunken monkey! Nigga, we punkin' flunkies! Killa, we krunk and funky! Uhh, pumpin' chunky! Uhh, booty bitches in the bunk with a donkey, eh! Crazy, I might be way in my psyche, laid as a bright P.A Playin', they wanna fight me They don't really like me Day and the night replay Yeah, I'm good and a little bit of evil Inside of me, they about equal Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all is just (Fecal!) [Hook 1: Tech N9ne] Growin' up low enough must have sucked (People!) Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk (Fecal!) Growin' up low enough must have sucked (People!) Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk [Interlude: Sassy] Talk about growin' up fucked up I grew up with a mentally ill mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew Her fanatical religious views had me sittin' in pews eight days a week And because of that, me and God didn't speak for a while Now I crack a smile when I'm asked my religious preference I utter a Tech N9ne reference replying: "I'm a Klusterfuk" I mixed up all the stuff that religion had to offer Boiled it in my cauldron 'till the bullshit burned off it, all that was left was love I can't say I always rise above the trivial shit in my life, cause I don't Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin' I've done a lot of drugs, shit, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end As long as I'm aligned with love, then I know I'm livin' righteous [Hook 2: Tech N9ne] (2X) By a landslide my energy! Will kill a man, why try mimic me?! Cause the fans tied identically! Love it when the fans buy my memories! [Hook 1 & 2] (2X) By a landslide my energy! (Growin' up low enough must have sucked) Will kill a man, why try mimic me?! Cause the fans tied identically! (Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk) Love it when the fans buy my memories!