Hard (A Monster Made It)

[Intro: Tech N9ne] Strange Music! I know ya’ll see us! Ya’ll saw that Forbes list 2 years in a row, nigga, don’t play! And we still doing it! Harder than most of ya’ll motherfuckers out there, y'all know it! I’m bout to show you right here, check it out [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] I been reppin' heavy to all you tardy cats While you gettin' over with ya piss and farty raps Been smokin' hella enough to bring Bob Marley back I still kill 'em all but I gotta shake 'em like "where the party at?" Let up ya dresses, confess it, Tech is impressive His message, eff, it, stretches from Zacatecas to Texas I'm excessive with breasts-es When I press it, meshes make messes That's where the sex is, it breakfast Yes, they blessed as Hugh Hef is! Out rhyme the foes with all kind of flows Time for the N9ne because I'm the chose I never gotta be foolish to get the dough Like a lot of you actin' up on TV to get a ho You don't wanna have to fight on my card I give the type of choppin' that should be barred I'm gonna shoot beyond the stars, you try and disregard [Hook x2] My shit is hard! Constipated They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it My shit is hard! I'm the greatest Look around, that's why everybody's congregated [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] Moon stricken, yeah, they think I'm crazy When they ask me how I rap so quick, I say poon-lickin' Don't play my shit, you'll have everyone in the room bitchin' Doomed if and you got (ravished) and now my tomb's kickin' Four score, seven years a ho Knockin' em down with me, 99 beers to go Chuggin' around 50, mix the Lou then cheers to slow Muthafuckas who never loved us simply cause they feared the flow Spit lyrics to get vicious rippers to get the pit Diss this and get whipped, hit this trick with this pistol grip Bitch, this is the fifth, if suspicious, here's a stiffen of this Sniffin' this-- Wait, what was I sayin'? [Hook x2] [Bridge: Tech N9ne] Just wear your coat if you enter the rain Two dollar haters yeah I'm a be a vender for change Sender of pain to ya lady I'mma lend her the thang And she gonna take it from me and the newest member of Strange [Verse 3: Murs] Kings get assassinated, castles all crumble Forever lives the legend of a poet who is humble Words to live by, now I die by a strange code About to kill this verse, they call me Murs if you ain't know I don't rap fast, I'mma leave that up to Tech and 'em Ces, Bernz, Krizz, Rittz, Wrek, and the rest of 'em Zero estrogen, my heart, it only pumps lava DNA is black mamba with a little chupacabra I'm a monster, I'm a problem, I'm a motherfuckin' beast I'm a red nosed pit, off the motherfuckin' leash I'm a livin' fucking legend, man, the rest of y'all just walking dead Feral with a arrow, call me Daryl, takin' off your head [Hook x2] [Outro: Tech N9ne] It's getting to the point where I don't even wanna work with rappers no more man All these years trying to get 'em all to see Now I just wanna do what I been doin' Just makin' music for my technicians to bang You know what I'm sizzlin'? Bang! Bang! Bang! For Strange! Bang! Bang! Bang! We're gonna bang! For Strange!