Freaky

[Intro] F-R-E-A-K This is for my tail clappers Mail stackers, ass shakers Cash makers, who blast Vegas Yo, this is for the freaks baby Petite ladies, even my cellulite ladies This is Tech N9ne baby! [Verse 1] When I was 5 years old, my uncle snuck me into a drive in show Got in without pay I hid between Jimmy and Big Bro A triple-X flick didn't even know what I was in fo' (Yo) I seen some things that made me feel kinda funny inside I seen some things, that my momma wouldn't want me to see at this size I seen some stuff, homeboys in the back was huffin' and puffin' Windows foggy, didn't know when I came of age I'd be glutton fo' muffins Homeboy when I seen this, I really mean this (I was really shocked) And my teammate was really fiendish (It got really hot) Feelin' blank and little squeamish (I didn't want it to stop) My uncle said "Dontez, don't piss your pants" Everybody laughed then proceeded to watch Went back to school, yo, the next day Didn't look at homegirls the same way Started askin' neighbors can their girls come out to play Instead of hide and go seek, it's hide and go get it with no delay [Hook] I grew this thing called freaky all sex In my brain it was the best thang I caught it when I was young and ornery Just a baby havin' nasty dreams I heard it was a zodiac thing they say (SCORPIOS) Are known to be freaks I see somethin' lookin' good I say "Dwamn!" And when I see that ass hop I get gee (get gee) [Verse 2] Time kept on movin' and my shell is closed fly Lookin at young girlies sayin' there tail is swole I'm already sittin' and hopin' that hell is cold N9ne lost his virginity when he was 12 years old To a girl named Marlene, me and her were starving Fo' each other, under the covers cooped up like sardines My hard thing started barging Thought it was retarded, when it spit on her, we started to arguing Here's a lesson to the young folks, don't try this at home Don't start it early like Tech N9ne, wait 'til you are grown When I was in high school I would wake up In the morning after I'd take a shower I'd put on a non-lubricated condom, cause it could be on at any hour In my brain it's like a disease (Disease) I see a fine girl walkin' by I'm on her like freeze (Freeze, freeze) I ain't gotta let her know I write hits or I got cheese All she gotta do is look into my eyes Get her hypnotized and watch her open them L.E.G.s [Hook] [Verse 3] Nowadays I'm off up in adult clubs I cannot shake it Pretty women I wanna give 'em mo' love, I cannot fake it Freaky vibe bitches got me up in Lustland, that's where you bring us Got me lovin' big o' butts and that cunnilingus I still be watchin' pornos, eatin' Digornos My hormones been runnin' wild since the day I was born-o Tossed you, won't get off you, in the kitchen I'mma post you On the sink we breakin' dishes Micheal Douglas and Glenn Close ya Do you really wanna get up in a bed wit a psycho sex fiend If you never wanna do it in the flesh we can do it in a wet dream I'mma get up in your brain on pain, it will be me and you (Cha-cha) In a minute before I get in it, I'll tell you boo what I really wanna do I wanna {*Lyrics backwards*} [Hook] Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer Leo, Virgo, Libra, Taurus Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces, Aries I see somethin' lookin' good I say "Dwamn!" And when I see that ass hop I get gee