Awkward

[Intro: Tech N9ne] Yeah, heh.. I'm just gon' tell a couple stories real quick Shit that I think is pretty awkward, you know what I'm sayin'? Check it out [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City 'Bout to be doin' a show and the boss stay really Lovin' a nigga, I think it's because I'm becoming a killer forever The piece of my thoughts weigh gritty But one day someone say: "Why does he gotta be closin'?" I am the one with the frozen flow and pockets bulgin' Fair ground it was a explosion I told the promoter to hold up and I told him I came to rock Give the famous spot to the man that claim he hot Twenty-two thousand people saw me make the planet rock But when I was done, nigga, the show was done Right when he took the stage everybody runs And the outcome was three hundred folks set a show So I'm at the shilo and it was [Hook: Tech N9ne] Awkward, situation is absurd Irregular and awkward Such a feeling is, not heard In my circle when it's awkward Situation is absurd Irregular and awkward Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] Great sex, thanks, Tech That's what she say, I grab the latex Off of me, and throw it away to be safe And I give her the getaway-look and I say softly: "We gotta move, my bus is leavin'" I guess that wasn't a good enough reason To have to go, I gave her a shirt Not my jersey, I know it hurts And then I heard call somebody saying come and get me Grab the gun that's with me that's a no-no You came and you leaving solo, keep it dolo Making the walk of shame then I let her out the front I was in the crunch when the person standin' at the door Said: "I'm her husband, man, we love you And this is what she really wants" [Hook] (x2) [Outro: Tech N9ne] I ain't even gonna rap this verse, I'm just gonna tell you the story Cause it's funny as hell to me, you know what I'm sayin'? We shootin' "Am I A Psycho?" video down in Atlanta Somewhere outside of Atlanta, it was cold as hell, it was dark You know what I'm sizzlin', we only had like one trailer for everybody It was just me, B.o.B and his people, my people You know what I'm sizzlin'? Aqualeo, satin star, their people, you know what I'm sizzlin'? Hopsin's people, uh, uh, the make up ladies, people that are in the video You know I'm sizzlin'? We all in there drinkin' you know what I'm sizzlin'? I'm in the back all the time, I'm reclusive kinda you know what I'm sayin' So B.o.B came in the back and he said to me: "Hey, man, you fuck with them tools?" I said: "Tools?" He say: "Yeah, man, you fuck with them tools?" And he pointed his hand like like a gun And I said: "I ain't got no tools here if that's what you askin'" And he said: "No, I thought I saw some tools back here" I said: "Hell nah, nigga, I ain't got no tools back here, man" "Nigga, I got God with me, nigga, and angels around me," And we start laughing, and he's like: "Nah, nah, cause I go to the gun range" And I'm like: "Oh, that's cool, but we good right here, man We ain't got no guns down here" and we was laughing And when he was leaving out I said: "Hey, nigga, it's all Jesus my brotha!" Hahahaha, nigga talkin' 'bout tools, you know what I'm sayin'? [Hook]