Shoplifters of the World Unite

[Verse 1] Learn to love me, assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a listed crime My only weakness is- well, never mind, never mind, oh [Chorus 1] Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over [Verse 2] Learn to love me and assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow, and always My only weakness is a listed crime But last night the plans for a future war was all I saw on Channel Four [Chorus 1] Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over [Verse 3] A heartless hand on my shoulder - a push and it's over Alabaster crashes down (six months is a long time) Tried living in the real world instead of a shell But before I began... I was bored before I even began [Chorus 2] Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Take over