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Whoo! Ha, ha! Welcome to my world! Ha, ha! Make yourself comfortable! How 'bout a couple of cocktails? Yeah! You ready? Cause I'm ready! I mean are you really ready? Cause I'm really ready! Ha, ha, yaaah! Billionaire playboy lifestyle From time to time it gets a bit wild I try to relax with fireside chats With a sister with some intellect/You know I like that Some slide by with ulterior motives Fuck it--I get the mental and physical bonus This one chick I will never forget She came through with a stranger and a bottle of Moet Kept inching closer the more Mo-mo she sipped She talking 'bout Camus/But she thinking 'bout dick All of a sudden she leaned forward and licked my lips My shirt went rip/My fly went zip Shit, well c'mon and let the games begin Cracked open her brassiere/Introduce me to the twins Slathered the avocado 'til she was nice and lathered Big Magnums/Won't be no family matters Man, it was like a marathon when I banged her All five CD's had cycled through the changer After her tenth climax I stop counting Vivid memories of them double D's bouncing The neighbors must have heard all the screaming and shouting Murdered it/She squirted just like a fountain When I finally came it was like a couple of ounces I'm thinking to myself/I gotta write a song about this Raunch! Rogue! Skank! Rogue! Raunch! Rogue! Skank! Rogue! Raunch! Now I don't fuck with the gym too much Bunch of swole-up homos frontin' like they tough Chickens be up in that spot fully made up Barely even bust a sweat/I mean what the fuck is that? This one walks up and says, "Can I get a spot?" I'm thinking, "Damn, I'm the smallest cat up in the spot!" She say, "It's easy boo, just stand behind me" "And when it gets too heavy could you grab the sides please?" Nestled up to me and then she began One, two, three/"Give me a hand?" See, now we're entering dangerous territory Cause at this point my joint's growing and maturing Tenting in my sweats She got through half a set/'Bout number six Turned around and said, "Is that your dick?" Visions in my mind of harassment lawsuits Instead she starts to smile and say, "You're kind of cute." "Why don't you put them weights up on the rack?" Jangled on her keys/Said, "Follow me out back." We in the parking structure trying to find her ride A ride that a Tahoe black a '99 We made the beast with two backs together I left a sweaty ass print on the leather To this day it's hard to forget her Another entry in the diary of a sinner Raunch! Rogue! Skank! Rogue! Raunch! Rogue! Skank! Rogue! Raunch!