Eminem and Dilated Peoples Freestyle

[Verse 1: Eminem] Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth I'm just a nerd cursed, with badly disturbed nerves Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer Earth So I'm here to rule the planet, starting with your turf I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch With smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's My first words were bleep-bleep and curse-curse Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs Yanking out my stitches, hollering, nurse nurse You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps And it's like that, and it's like that [Verse 2: Evidence] Got no apathy Yo, I platform my strategy, mix words in alchemy Evidence, I won't get caught shot on the balcony Between you and I, I'll tell you here's the diff Gun to your head, you're dead, pointblank I shapeshift That's right to dear, anelope, or owl In life, use your potential, or Steve Howe I'm about to call it quits, yo too much weight'll break your rack mount The man'll make you move, yo so make your move a backout You say I use my name too much as a clutch Try holding on to beat instead of pushing on your crutch Flipped it backwards, Evidence attack nerds off the head Steadfast, right or left, don't matter see you coming Deaf/Def like Leppards, pop the piece, I be the sheppard Causing the herd, the name is Ev absurd Verbs get flipped, it's like this, yo acronyms and all that Methaphor imagery, you claiming metaphors and spitting similies Not having it, the name is Evidence Like Pos. K gibbin the life thinking of stabbing it Skills prevail you possess, take no offense But don't profess lies within your mind, tempt and stress [Iriscience] It's like uh-oh-oh It's Dilated Peoples on the Wake Up Show-uh-oh We kick a lick or some for the radio-uh-oh Yo CaTashTrophic like Rico