Howdy Doody

[Verse One] [Ryu]: Got a bottle full of mescal, couple of whores A Colt .45 pistol tucked in my shorts Drunk in the morn', I puked up my guts on the floor Passed out, now I gotta go look for my horse Yeah, I tied him up by the general store Between the OK Corral and the federal court I was in the Birdcage with a peach of a hand Must of heard us all shootin', got spooked and he ran Ike Clanton came walkin' in, clutchin' his flames Got up in his face and told him that's just my game Play for blood, capisce? Yeah, I'm way too drunk so I carry two guns punk, one for each Pull the smoke wagon out, wave it and blaze Guess I gotta make a few folks famous today Oh well, that's what it is when you live in this town Whistle at me if you see my horse walkin' around And say [Hook][Ryu]: Hey, Howdy Doody what's new? You might think I'm livin' life like a movie, it's true You can find me in a wild west grimy saloon Gettin' live, drinkin' moonshine out of a boot [Tak] Yeah, so take a couple back Kick your spurs in the dirt Make a move and we hit the first person that smirk One for the road before we tear the place to bits I'm markin' my spot cowboy, you're takin' a trip [Verse Two][Tak]: He had a scar on his face and like to sip on the worm And quit his job and his shirt filled with cigarette burns What a jerk, he's a slob, lipstick and a perm That's when heard "click click" and the chicken {eeerer!} So I grab my slingshot and duck right under the table He untucked and started sprayin' rounds like Halo Said, "Move and I'll put your brain in your sleeve" That's when I pulled out my lucky nickel and aimed for the knees Huh Hit the floor and painfully screamed Bullets hit the ceiling, now the place is rainin' debris He couldn't see so I kicked the gun right outta his hand Local hero does it again, hooray for the team Singin' [Hook][Ryu]: Hey, Howdy Doody what's new? You might think I'm livin' life like a movie, it's true You can find me in a wild west grimy saloon Gettin' live, drinkin' moonshine out of a boot [Tak] Yeah, so take a couple back Kick your spurs in the dirt Make a move and we hit the first person that smirk One for the road before we tear the place to bits I'm markin' my spot cowboy, you're takin' a trip