Love Me

[Intro] Woah…yeah yeah yeah Courtney! Rip… Whatever man, everyone does that ad-lib…ha! Now girls, what we gonna call these guys that don’t like it? The waste men! [Verse 1] You can adore me on Sunday, as Sunday’s my only day off You know that I don’t wanna hang with no stranger After I’m done I want gone, but I have to say All your chocolate got me meltin’ baby Got me meltin’, oh my days, yeah! Let me give you double helpings, you’ll be screaming Baby baby baby baby… uh uh! [Hook] Oh oh oh, make me cum and I’ll go Cause I won’t need you no more (no!) Foreplay's fine but I ain’t got the time Why don’t you hurry up, yeah hurry up, yeah hurry up! Fuck me… [Verse 2] You better call your friend Johnny, you wanna hope he’s in town Cause you know when you blow that I don’t want no… d-d-d-d-danger! Without him it ain’t going down, but I have to say… Milky bar kid got me melting Sugar with that geek chic all the way Do your thing and don’t be speaking not unless it’s dirty, dirty filthy dirty! [Hook] [Travie McCoy] It’s Travie! Listen… I don’t know what you take me as But it’s obvious your girlfriends got you gassed I’ve spent most my life chasing ass Now I’m tired So we gonna have to make this fast! Second thought, I'll hit the e-brake Let me set the D five up, we’re gonna make a freaky tape Kiss me soft right here I’m a freak but hey Piss me off, I swear to God I'm gonna leak the tape Matter of fact, I’d rather masturbate Than deal with another basket case Ah, what a waste of a fat booty! I used to beg her but why bother when they hand it to me Listen mate, I don’t mean to brag I’m telling you I’ma be the best you’ve had So let’s roll! Don’t be taking your time Get it up, poke it in, blow my mind! Blow my mind… And the rest I swallow Courtney! Ha-ha I’m joking you know I don’t do dick! [Hook] Oh oh oh, turn it up and I’ll go Cause I won’t need you no more (no!) Your place, fine but I ain’t got the time Why don’t you hurry up, yeah hurry up, yeah hurry up! Where’s the music gone? Love me… Why don’t you… Fuck me Ohhh Hey diddle diddle, my cat needs a fiddle!