Hatch Fever

There’s a knock Open the door A human sized package Rip through tape Like butter And cardboard Like toast No time for instructions The fire’s diein’ Two birds One stone Fill the tank with water Turn the ignition And Hatchy Boy you’re ready to go Far (Catch Hatch Fever!) Far (Catch Hatch Fever!) There’s a hole In your floor We’ve got to Patch it up Give it a cover A latch A hinge And a turn wheel Well now you’re talking Hatch Fever-oh! What’s the worth o’living If you can’t make a living Not living but Faux living Is there a difference? A fever’s a fever Come on everybody prepare to get catchy La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Catch Hatch Fever! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Catch Hatch Fever! Open your heart to me Come on everybody open up that chest cavity Yeeeoh- Hatchworth that sounds a little morbid Kids! D-D-D-Don’t try this at home! If you took that last bit of advice You gotta get to the emergency room We don’t want you to leave so soon Follow instructions And don’t hurt birds And generally pair your nouns with verbs Study real hard Eat your vitamin soup When all of that’s finished prepare to catch Hatch disease (La, that sounds bad) It’s not a real disease But if it were on another world then (Ahh) We’re sorry We wouldn’t wish it on anybody Unless it makes you stronger And live longer Well then that’s just a good thing wouldn’t you agree? But for now they’re just words and a good time Come on everybody get down with the robots! There’s not much left to tell which hasn’t already been stated Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent Hatchworth acclimated La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Catch Hatch Fever! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la That should about do it