Go Spine Go

Every heart, could use a beat Every song, could use a verb If you want to stand up Then your skeleton, is gonna need A spine Ooh, ooh. oohoohooh He's charming (Well hello there) Debonair (and pleased to meet you) Daring, and dashing And just when you need him he's there (if transportation permits) He's got your back (Well sure) When you pick fights with bears (Uhh, I would not advise that) He'll punch a ferocious beast (No) That's how much he cares (I, I don't care that much) Cause he's The Spine Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh Go Spine Go Put on a show Do what you do best Go Spine Go Put on a show You always know best Need help with diction? (Indefatigable) Or home repair? (Try the plunger, first) Sowing or weaving He'll do your taxes on a double dare (and quadruple your returns.) Suffering from diarrhea? (Hydration is key) Well he's been there (No Rabbit. Robots can not get diarrhea.) About three times a day (That's not true folks.) He pays for TP with your fair (It's impossible for me to have diarrhea) He's got Diarrhea Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh Go Spine Go Hold that flow Wait 'til after the show Go Spine Go Not on the floor This is not our home He doesn't have diarrhea (Thank you Hatchworth) But he is a super spy (Uh, now hold on a second.) He's got some pretty cool gadgets (Well that is true.) To topple governments, and the like (Oh boy.) He's not really a spy (I appreciate that Rabbit.) But he does love him some pie (Rabbit, robots can not eat.) He eats so much pie Have diarrhea the whole live-long night No I won't Yes you will (Yes you will. Yes you will) No I won't If you don't right now Then you will I said that I won't I'm fairly certain you will No I won't (OK. You got your point across) (Yeah, you need to chill out bro.) Cause he's the spine Ooh ooh ooh ooh Cause he's the spine Ooh ooh ooh ooh Go spine go, put on a show, do what you do best Go spine go, put on a show, you always know best Go spine go, put on a show, bring-a-back-up-pair-of-slacks Go spine go, not during the show, that would be really gross Some day, I'll quit this band