Yo Mutha

Well the party was over, 'bout four o'clock I was just getting started, I wanted to rock I went into the house, something was stinkin' Had a couple of beers, but I wasn't really drinkin' I [?] with a gun in my fist And then the dance hall started smelling like fish Crept up the stairs, opened my bedroom door And then I seen this thing in the middle of my floor Man I cannot stop it, it was dressed real black With the big food stamps left on the thing's back It got up real slow, my room started hummin' Got a look at that face, and man I started runnin' For every ten steps, this thing took two And then I had to say, [?] you're through So I turned around, it couldn't be another I tried not to laugh cause it was yo mutha (Yo mutha) Yo mutha hovered toward me coulda had me for dinner Seen her at the ave on the three-two center She seen my face [?] again Then I thought to myself, "When will all this end?" Then she said "Never!", man I must tell I was [?] cause I was scared like hell "Leave me alone miss," I just say please The reason that she stopped, he neighbor's giving out free cheese Well she reminds me a lot of my teacher Yo I got it, a creature double feature I never ran, but now I'm a runner Why are you laughing, cause it's yo mutha (Yo motha) Name of the story she's beginning to bug me I wouldn't give her a play, she's too ugly [?] stayed in my seat When all of a sudden I smell feet I looked up, it was yo mutha, damn it couldn't be Why is this lady chasing me? Yes I know she would be, but it's just love Can't get involved with a lady who's made out of [?] She tells me she wants to run her fingers through my hair [?] lady, boy it just ain't fair Sitting in the crib, all alone And just when I heard my telephone It was yo mutha (yo mutha) and I started a crank You can take it to the bank, cause baby you stank That's when she got mad, that I know Or she wouldn't have drove her car through my window She hopped out the car saying it's time to go What do you think you are, Rambo? Then she grabbed me, started ripping off my clothes I was scared like hell but only heaven knows But I'm not talking 'bout another cause there ain't another If I'm not mistaken man it's yo mutha (Yo mutha) Get stupid, y'all Somehow got away from yo mutha She keeps on persisting that I'm her lover You got the wrong guy, it's been a terrible mistake If you don't get away from me, I'll yell rape She says "I want you," "You can't have me, miss" Not a serious diss, but you smell like fish She ripped off her clothes, tried to jump on my bones That's when I hollered back "You better leave me alone" So from then out out she didn't mess with me Yes I'm ready y'all, and my name is Steady ...but it's yo mutha (Yo mutha)