The New Pokerap

[Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] My name is Ash Ketchum baby! My life is back on track But I've been in the hospital Since Pika shot me in the sack And I don't know all the new Pokemon [Brock:Egoraptor] Yo bro, I can help you with that [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing And you take care of the raps [Brock:Egoraptor] Alright, let's go! Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Oh, I know these guys! [Brock:Egoraptor] Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Woah! [Brock:Egoraptor] Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Commonwhore Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real? [Brock:Egoraptor] Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all! [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast! [Brock:Egoraptor] Oh, there are more [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked [Brock:Egoraptor] We've got Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more! [Brock:Egoraptor] Don't worry, there's only a couple left [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] How many? [Brock:Egoraptor] Uh 300,064 [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Nooo [Brock:Egoraptor] Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital *Gun shots* [Ash Ketchum:Danny Sexbang] Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack