Minecraft is for Everyone

[Verse 1] [Creeper: Egoraptor] Strolling Down the street, the square street A fair sheet, of square sleet below my feet Creeper's what they call me But even I see, that all of this beauty Can fill me with such glee Look at this tall tree It's nature's majesty Would it be so bad if someone BLEW THE F**K OUT OF IT?! This sweet pig here, alone walking around He has the perfect face for GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE F**KING OUT! [Verse 2] [Player: Danny Sexbang] Hey Mr. Creeper [Creeper] WHAT?! [Player] There's no need for that kind of language [Creeper] F**K YOU! [Player] The only "F" word is fun Life's even sweeter Without explosions [Chorus] [Player] Minecraft is for everyone (Hurray!) Let's all be nice today Everyone is at play And there's no need to blow them away (Oh, hi!) Let's go help those two guys Build a house that- (BOOM!) Nope, nope, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about If you've gotta curse, just say the word fudge, aptly no one will judge- (BOOM!) Stop! No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die! Okay? [Creeper] F**k it, I'll try [Player] Okay, we're off to a bad start, but that's fine [Verse 3] [Creeper] I'm on a nice kick I'll make some friends quick I don't have many, because everyone's a huge diii--aaauugh I have to admit I just might lose it Having to give up my favorite things is FUNKY BULLSHRIMP! Man, it's hard not to be mean [Notch] Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics? [Creeper] No, you don't know anything about Minecraft music [Notch] But- but I'm Notch! [Creeper] More like NOTCH-yo song! Oh shhhugar-snap peas I went there! [Chorus] [Player] (Tee Hee!) We're so happy and free Let's clear away the debris From all the ruined lives of your killing spree (It's fun!) To be nice to some one They'll really love you a ton [Creeper] You know what? Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy- [Player] (BUNS!) You'll feel so much love and magic in rapture Hearts will be captured [Creeper] Monkey-Fighting-Glass-Bowl-Mother-Scratcher! [Player] We just learned a lesson Creepers can make amends! Guess what? You're my new Frie- (BOOM!)