I Choose You to Die

[Egoraptor] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party, gotta catch 'em all! Smell my balls! [Verse 1: Egoraptor] Yo what up, bitch, I'mma tell you a tale 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war But he just couldn't get the same rush as before Fat and depressed his life had gone south So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth He felt so alive, he felt so real He beat all his Pokemon, with his fists of Registeel He got arrested for domestic violence It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell The cops said "(Gran)bullshit" and threw that bitch in a cell [Danny Sexbang] Rock on This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon, gone wrong, gone wrong That's right This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic Bitch [Verse 2: Egoraptor] Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived He Magnemite not make it outta prison alive His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper Bringin' fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper "It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail" So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry "Suck a yellow dick, bro, I choose you to die" "Don't do it!" yelled Ash "You know I've got your back" But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack [Danny Sexbang] Holy fuck I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts Spoiler: it sucks And oh, Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all But they might just ruin your balls And poor Misty Again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams That Haunter dreams But she'll want more And if you don't, we'll beat your ass till it's Bulbasaur [Ego] Yeah! Pokemon