Glass Joe's Title Fight

[Verse 1] [Glass Joe: Danny Sexbang] Bonjour! Hello! My name is Glass Joe I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough I fight next week for ze champion belt Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself! [Doc: Egoraptor] I'm Doc, hi! This bitch is gonna die! His overall record stands at 1 to 99 He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times Now he wants to fight Sandman? Dear God, WHY?! His head and his ass about to go through an estrangement I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win-- [Glass Joe] Here's ten bucks! [Doc] Fuck it Let the training begin! [Chorus] [Glass Joe] Whoa, whoa I'll be the champion I have the heart of a lion [Doc] That's really not gonna be enough [Glass Joe] I've got the skills [Doc] No, you don't [Glass Joe] I've got the power [Doc] Wrong again [Glass Joe] You'll never catch me I am like the Eiffel Tower [Doc] That doesn't move! [Glass Joe] Whoa, whoa I'll be the champion I'm building an Arc de Triomphe [Doc] That took, like, thirty years to build [Glass Joe] Got my beret My eau de toilette I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette No sweat! [Verse 2] [Doc] Now it's four weeks later And it's time for the fight I'm sad I gotta watch a man die tonight [Glass Joe] Do not worry, Doc Glass Joe is built to last! [Doc] You get winded when you open up the fridge too fast! Your weight training diet's all wine and cheese You've got the body of a man with an awful disease Your arm muscles look like a deflated apple fritter And your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter [Ding ding] [Glass Joe] Zere's the bell! Zanks for your help, Doc! [Doc] Yeah, see you in Hell [Glass Joe] Zis is my moment Vive la France All of my training Has led to this chance I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet! There's Mr. Sandman, here he comes! But I believe in myself so I have already won! [Chorus] Whoa, whoa I'll be the Champion I have the heart of-- Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ahh!! Whoa, whoa I like candy corns Please put them in my donuts Ugh! [Doc] Yo, you beat the French out of him! [Glass Joe] I have my-- Ugh! Agh! Ough! My favorite color is seven Awgh! No more peanuts for me, stewardess Godzilla is my dad