Party Foul

[Intro] [Hook] I'm partied out, I partied all night Now I'm waking up trying to make things right Everybody's gone and I'm left here all alone Got to clean the house before my mom comes home (comes home) I'm partied out, I partied all night Now I'm waking up trying to make things right This is why you party at another guy's house Damn it man, I knew I should have kicked y'all out Party Foul! [Verse 1] My house is destroyed Party foul! Dude that's not a toy (seriously) Party foul! You tea-bagged your boy? (gross) Party foul! Now that you know the rules You can get retarded now That's half of the reputation That put you on the map You don't want to be that kid Who puked on the cat (No) These are people that You are around a lot Acting like children You should take it down a notch Times a million No need to go ape so late In the night I gotta work At eight, alright? (aw man) I saw you puking in the parking lot (blech!) Plus you just spilled your shot On my Ipod dock (whoops) You're all cocky when You're walking through I'm about to write the book On what not to do Steve, put a shirt on And Lindsey, you're a mom And you shouldn't be converting That lamp into a bong, c'mon (*static* Illegal fake announcement of the cop's arrival On aisle five...five yard penalty, repeat, beer pong) [Hook] I'm partied out, I partied all night Now I'm waking up trying to make things right Everybody's gone and I'm left here all alone Got to clean the house before my mom comes home I'm partied out, I partied all night Now I'm waking up trying to make things right This is why you party at another guy's house Damn it man, I knew I should have kicked y'all out Party Foul! [Verse 2] You took a leak in the jungle juice? Party foul You told her to be in love with you? Party foul You sharted in your underoos? Party foul Now that you know the rules You can get retarded now You want beer? (uhuh) Well you should have brought more! (uhh) And why are you wearing sunglasses indoors? You've been drunk from the outset Your hair looks like you stuck your finger in the outlet You just killed my house pet Dude, you're on some other shit Walking around my home with a boner Trying to ask me where my mother is (that's fucked up) And that's fantastic, mmmhm Dude don't smoke that Those are grandma's ashes! (holy shit!) I'm losing my patience The party was raging Until you changed the station And you put that Ace of Base in (what the fuck?) And I wouldn't be so abrasive But you pissed in my basement And blamed it on Jason (*static* Douche-bag-manlike conduct on the couch, not only is that chick 14 AND asleep, but...I...I mean...I mean it's a spray tan dude, c'mon) [Hook] I'm partied out, I partied all night Now I'm waking up trying to make things right Everybody's gone and I'm left here all alone Got to clean the house before my mom comes home I'm partied out, I partied all night Now I'm waking up trying to make things right This is why you party at another guy's house Damn it man, I knew I should have kicked y'all out Party Foul!