Lies Song

[Verse 1: Spose] I'd never lie to you, there's no drums in this song I'll spit my verses all in Spanish, I was born in Kansas I'm the richest person on the planet I would never get a tattoo I'd never feed my daughter fast food ("Any sauces with that?" "Uh, can I get three barbecue?") Bobby Flay never wrote a recipe Michelle Obama won't stop sexting me Fat people look awesome in Spandex Nobody's ever got killed by Aaron Hernandez 2Pac's alive, Smurfs are black Witches are real, the Earth is flat X: that's the number five in Roman Numerals I've never used Twitter at a relative's funeral My car has a retracting top, I'm always wearing matching socks Janet Jackson's dead, but Michael Jackson's not To take it further, there has never been a rape or murder in the state of Florida And my basement doesn't look like it's an episode of Hoarders I have never seen Dora The Explorer I got all the deaf people listening, Augusta is the capital of Michigan But I would never lie to you [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched porn, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you [Verse 2: Wax] Your wildest dreams are all easily attainable And oil based infrastructure's endlessly sustainable The people in charge are all anti-war The economy's run by the disenfranchised poor In high school the pants I wore were skin tight A Mogwai is unaffected if you feed it after midnight The best way to reach me is to send a Facebook invite Not a single rhyme that I've written's ever been tight I'm not a know-it-all, I always follow protocol Never broke a law, last night I fucked Oprah raw I don't enjoy red wine or cold Stella Next year, I'm booked to headline at Coachella I just paid off all my credit cards and student loans Atop the Hollywood Hills, I own two big homes Voting is important It's really hard to find a strip club in Portland [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched porn, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you [Verse 3: Spose] Bentley logos on my car's exterior Honey Nut Cheerios, that is not a cereal Unicorn skin is my coat's material It's safe to be a gay Jew in Syria My name is not Spose I am not dope My bedroom floor is not covered with clothes Your YouTube comments might stop me I don't like iced coffee You know my abs are solid I never skipped a class in college I didn't drop out of college just to sign a record deal Just to get dropped ten months later, I'm known for my sex appeal I hate when they're paying me, I could never make a beat Bill Cosby: he doesn't seem rapisty I'm a six-foot-five girl clearly The Cubs always win the World Series I won't eat it if that's bacon, I'm into castration I hate big titties and ass shakin' And when I'm late for my meeting and I get a speeding ticket I'm always pumped like a gas station My fans have never helped me I've never took a selfie Cigarettes are healthy And you don't look like a dick with your sunglasses on inside I would never lie to you [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched porn, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you Shane Reis doesn't rap on this song [Verse 4: Shane Reis] I give a fuck about a top ten, I'm not raw These guys have a lot of fans and most of them are not friends I'm public with my personal It doesn't bother me when people rhyme "hearse" with "verse" and then act versatile I don't like being topped off, I hate convertibles I'm comfortable everywhere I go, I'm not nervous still I hate painkillers, I buy 'em all the time cause I can afford 'em and take 'em daily cause I don't know what's important I don't smoke too many cigarettes I don't think about not smoking while smoking, and keep smoking I don't love John Mayer I care if you like what I like And I know that life is beyond fair Oh yeah I don't feel like this is our year I won't but they will like a [?] I'm so lazy I waited to grow up, I have zero babies I took handouts all of my life, I'm so shady I love drama My in-laws aren't from Haiti They aren't from Haiti I never wanted it I never believed that I was the best, even when all of these other people were flaunting it I go to dog parks with the leash on a leopard It's not a guarantee putting me on the record I never sat at Whole Foods while Sarah ate a salad And I believe being profitable equals talent [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched porn, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you [Interlude: Spose] There's no guitar in this song I've never put guitar in a song Guitar's wack [Bridge: KGFREEZE & Dave Gutter] Could you even imagine if I told you the truth? Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie Could you even imagine if I told you the truth? Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie The truth hurts