Greatest Shit Ever

[Intro] This is the greatest shit ever You get shit from me like [Verse 1] Last night I got so drunk, the homies came over And I woke up and I didn't have a hangover Everything was all good, man, I checked my vital signs I checked my bank account and that shit didn't have a minus sign Bro, you won't believe this shit My check engine light was off up in the whip And I turned on the TV and I caught a sound bite It's good news, Ray Rice and Chris Brown died The sun shining got me warm like a lap dance Started making music, four track TASCAM My neighbor told me my shit turned him to a rap fan And that fucking raccoon isn't in my trash can Usually the lines a hundred and eight But we went out to breakfast and there wasn't a wait It got me feeling like today, it couldn't go better I'm back, can't front, this the greatest shit ever [Hook] See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no way I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans I got a call from Rihanna and she told me that she wants my D [Verse 2] No red lights as I'm whipping down to Walgreens Kinda like the nuggets in my satchel, they were all green (green light) Got me feeling like I could go do a backflip Plus I saw a white cop just hugged a black kid Windows rolled down, radio the sound on Heard my song get played like plaid pronounced wrong Check my mailbox, flip through the envelopes And then there was no bills, like it's bye week in Buffalo I could get to know this life Dropped my new video and it got no dislikes And nobody called anyone a faggot in the commentary Complaints, I got none, like I'm a monastery Feeling like it's DYD, I might just let my nuts hang Got my trash out right before the truck came No mosquitoes when I'm sitting on the lawn Avery Bradley getting winner on LeBron [Hook 2] See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit) You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, bitch, there ain't no way (it's the greatest shit ever) I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the greatest shit) I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wish she had me (it's the greatest shit ever) [Bridge] It's the greatest shit ever It's the greatest shit ever I'm the shit, shit, shit ever I'm the greatest shit ever [Verse 3] Today it's like seventy and yesterday was cold out My Gmail said tomorrow's show sold out I called my girl told her I'll be late getting back She told me keep killing it she wasn't mad But real, you won't believe this now See, I went to Dunkin Donuts, got the me discount I didn't have to even use a Abe Lincoln at the interchange She told me, "Nah, that shit's free for the King of Maine" I got to back to where I habitate She was sipping on a cabernet She removed her sweater, but wait, it gets better It's the greatest shit ever [Hook 3] See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit) You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no way (it's the greatest shit ever) I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the greatest shit) Republic Records called, they're sending me that gold plaque those bitches owed me (it's the greatest shit ever)