Bob Johnson

[Verse 1: Spose] In handcuffs smoking her second butt Thinking 'bout her life and how he messed it up, F'd it up Her maiden name was Jen Kimbal That was back when she was single She doesn't still live with her husband of course They don't grasp the same forks, didn't have to divorce He was getting shady with a lady from work She saw 'em coppin' pork, shoppin', poppin' corks One night he walked in the door with a snort "Give me food, Jen, then let me watch sports I want a BJ first, like Bjork Bring a beer in here, dear, from the porch" She stirred the ladle in the borscht Said "Yes, Robert" and brought him the main course He took a spoonful, soon was a corpse She dumped him in the port with the fish by the wharf She told her cellmate his dick's like a dwarf But she missed her kiddos And she's not glad she did it as she's sitting in prison When they visit, they see the widow through the window, but [Hook: Spose & Kristina Kentigian] Everybody knew his name Jacuzzis were his claim to fame And you would probably do the same If he did it to you His name was: Bob Johnson the hot tub king He's your man if you need anything If you need that jacuzzi installed Bob's the man you call Bob's the man you call Bob's the man you call [Verse 2: Spose] Yo, Ella was looking for a fella So she flirted at work and made their wives all jealous (Yeah) Looking for a man with some loot ‘Cause her three sons all had holes in the boots (Yeah) Her husband died in Tikrit Got cash from the government, enough to eat (Yeah) Couldn't even bring her sons to the movies She took a second job, working, selling jacuzzis Her boss was a pervert But he's rich like sherbet, he'd get a boner when she'd murmur So she did it, let him hit it And then quit her other job as a server, became the top earner He was 60 with a 20 year old's sex drive Sex drive, never thought he would get murdered After he copped her the 2013 X5 X5, manicured, no cuticles Beamer gleamin', all looking beautiful She wore all Gucci to the funeral Before his wife got life in the cubicle, but [Hook: Spose & Kristina Kentigian] Everybody knew his name Jacuzzis were his claim to fame And you would probably do the same If he did it to you His name was: Bob Johnson the hot tub king He's your man if you need anything If you need that jacuzzi installed Bob's the man you call Bob's the man you call Bob's the man you call [Verse 3: Spose] Well it was just procedure and nobody stuck around Parking lot was empty 'fore he's in the ground And his obituary has compliments As if he did it all with no consequence He had saliva on his epitaph But they did not write that because [Hook: Spose & Kristina Kentigian] Everybody knew his name Jacuzzis were his claim to fame And you would probably do the same If he did it to you His name was: Bob Johnson the hot tub king He's your man if you need anything If you need that jacuzzi installed Bob's the man you call Bob's the man you call Bob's the man you call